✦   Private Commission   ✦

Your journey,
told beautifully.

Bespoke audio series crafted for your specific trip, your specific group, and the stories only you would care about.

✦ Hear a sample — Eddie's Scotland Series
Ep. 01 — Severed Thumbs & Parchment Power
The Schnoodle's Guide to Scots & Sassenachs · 17 min
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"Wait — how did they know that?"

The reaction we're designing for.

The Process

How it works

01

Tell us everything

A 10-minute brief that goes far beyond destinations. Who's traveling. Their careers, quirks, family history. The inside jokes. What would make it truly meaningful.

02

Review your Episode Bible

Within hours, your complete series plan arrives — episode titles, angles, personalizations, and a trailer. Nothing moves to production until you say it's right.

03

Your series is produced

Each episode deeply researched and crafted for your specific group. An engineer gets the structural analysis. A first-timer gets the wonder. The whole group gets Eddie.

04

Episodes drop on schedule

Daily, weekly, or the morning you arrive at each destination. Subscribe in Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Listen anywhere, anytime.

What makes it personal

Built for your group,
not a generic audience.

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Trip Roles

The Architect. The Navigator. The Patron. The Chaos Agent. Each traveler gets a role that shapes how they're written into every episode.

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Gap Detector

Claude analyzes your itinerary against your group's interests and flags unmissable experiences you haven't planned for. Specific, personal, and occasionally urgent.

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Custom Narrator

Every series has a voice. A pet. A character. An ancestor. Eddie the Schnoodle hosted ours. Who narrates yours?

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Living Series

Plans change. The Update Portal lets you adjust any detail — new hotel, added destination, traveler joined late. Upcoming episodes adapt.

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Heritage Research

Clan names, ancestral regions, family surnames. We trace the connection between your group and the place, then make it the emotional spine of the series.

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Travel Agent Portal

TAs upload client itineraries, add their own recommendations, review gap suggestions before the client sees them, and deliver under their own brand.

✦ A Note From Your Producer

We do more than
make your podcast.

While crafting your series, we analyze your itinerary against what we know about your group and flag experiences you haven't planned for — but shouldn't miss.

James is an engineer — the Falkirk Wheel is 45 minutes from Edinburgh. He will regret missing it forever.

You arrive on the summer solstice. Edinburgh Castle does a torchlight procession that night. It's not in your itinerary.

Your heritage research mentions the MacIntyre clan — Glen Noe is 2 hours away. You can stand on the actual ancestral land.

Suggestions, never obligations. Delivered before your series. Specific to your group.

Pricing

One price. One series. Forever yours.

Day Tripper
$99
3 episodes · One destination
Episode Bible + trailer
3 personalized episodes
Private RSS feed
Gap suggestions
Start Your Series
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Expedition
$299
Full series · Any destination
Episode Bible + trailer
6–10 personalized episodes
Private RSS feed
Gap suggestions
Update portal
Post-trip reflection episode
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Grand Tour
$599
Full series · Premium audio
Everything in Expedition
ElevenLabs custom voices
Custom narrator persona
Cover art
Liner notes PDF
Priority production
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For Travel Agents

The podcast your clients will talk about
for years.

Upload your existing itinerary. We produce a deeply personalized series under your brand, delivered directly to your client. The Gap Detector reviews their plans before they travel.

White-labeled delivery under your brand
Review gap suggestions before your client sees them
Add your own recommendations to any series
Collaborative episode review portal
Volume pricing for agencies
Apply for Agency Access
Itinerary uploadPDF, Word, GDS export — any format
Client rosterManage all active series from one portal
Gap Detector reviewApprove suggestions before client sees them
TA recommendationsAdd your expert knowledge to any episode
White-label deliveryYour brand, your email, your client relationship
Volume pricing10–30% discount based on monthly volume
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Your next trip deserves
its own story.

A 10-minute brief. A complete series delivered before you leave. Episodes that drop as you travel.

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